LOL! A 44-year-old man, Jacques Rouschop, accused of rap!ng and and choking two women has claimed he could not have committed any of the two crimes because he is too obese and his pen!$ is too small. Rouschop has pleaded not guilty and is currently standing trial for the vicious attack on two s ex workers in Ottawa, Canada, sometime in 2013. The Ottawa Citizen reports reports that the lawyer claimed that Rouschop’s weight is around 28.5 stone at the time, he has trouble attracting women and turned to the services of s ex trade workers. A registered nurse also testified that Rouschop, who is thought to have been 28.5 stone at the time, is 5ft 6 inches tall and now has a 66-inch waist and 31-inch thighs. She also confirmed that the accused has a one-inch pen!$ – measuring approximately two inches when erect – and the jury were shown photographs of him nak ed. Click NEXT To See Photos

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